Tales from the Chair Chapter 11

The names have been changed to protect the guilty.......

Men, gotta love em.  My client, "Normal Nancy" and her husband "Marty McFly"  love life, and each other.  Marty likes to make Nancy laugh, and as we all know, men usually pick the most inopportune time to entertain themselves.....oops I mean their wives.  Nancy and Marty have lived in the same neighborhood for quite awhile, they raised their children there and like where they live, so when they started putting modular homes up, they were amongst the neighbors that were against it.  When one of the modular homes had a fire, and another of the modular homes had the garage burn down, they suspected arson so started to investigate.  Of course, the neighbors against the modular homes were some of the first investigated.  

     Nancy and Marty were having a nice relaxing day at home, Marty working in the back yard, while Nancy was working inside the house.  There is a knock on the door, so Nancy answered the door and standing in front of her were two fire Marshall's.  They came in to ask a few questions and wanted to have a look around.  Meanwhile, as Nancy is showing the very monotone and somber "gentlemen" around her humble abode, they are standing in one of the back bedrooms and she is saying....."See we are very "normal" people, nothing weird around here......"  As Nancy is looking at the two very serious faces of the two men standing in her home, the expression changes very slowly on their faces.  "What's wrong?"  asks Nancy.  They just stare blankly out the window with very dumbfounded but serious expressions on their faces.  "Would you like to explain what is going on in your backyard?"  As Nancy turns around, her beloved Marty, with her bra strapped securely to his head, is flapping his arms and doing what appears to look like......trying to fly.  Great timing Marty, way to put on a show and, thankfully you had a very interested audience.  I'm guessing Marty McFly and Normal Nancy may get another visit or two before the investigation is over.......I wonder if Marty had lift off?  I'm sure Nancy did!