Today I Learned

Today I learned........

My mom is the only one whose never seen Sex and the City,

If you ask me I think it's a pity.

Today I learned.......

If you don't ask, you will not receive,

and if you do ask, they get up and leave.

Today I learned.........

I am a shape shifter,

Five pounds goes, but comes back swifter.

Today I learned.....

I can laugh with the dirtiest,

and I can pray with the holiest.

Today I learned.......

How to be more patient,

and to not count money spent.

Today I learned......

I work way too much,

Play way too little and such.

Today I learned.......

You should always count your blessings,

you should never count your sins.

Today I learned......

I look good for my age,

and that 40 is all the rage.

Today I learned........

To stop and smell the flowers,

and not count all the working hours.

Today I learned......

To be happy, then sad,

to be good , then bad.

Today I learned.........