What's in a dream.........

Do you every wake up and look at the ceiling and wonder what the heck was that dream about?  Last night I taught Guoda (Jayson's girlfriend) how to make lasagna, my way and yes it is incredible, and as we were chopping and stirring and spicing and slicing and layering, Jay was outside with Jayson on the deck, him with a cigar and Jayson with a nasty cigarette, and I heard him say, "This is how it should be........"  HA HA HA, Yeah you have to sleep sometime Buddy.  Not quite I do LOVE to cook, but I am a busy woman as you all know, so I always cook on my days off or when I have time because I hate frozen cooking and like to try new dishes.

Anyways, dinner was a success and I think Guoda was pretty proud of herself because she is a self proclaimed Mac and Cheese from the box expert.

I probably had the dream A. Because I cut all my carbs today, and B. Because we ate pretty late so I had a full tummy.  Are you ready for my dream..............
     I was one of the guys, sitting on the deck watching Guoda  cook for all of us.....only I had a beautiful Ivory pipe that was shaped like a rose in bloom, filled with the most delicious pipe tobacco, Raspberry flavored and moist and tasty.  Watching her slave away in my kitchen and enjoying every minute of it, as a man would, not even a twitch to get up and help as she was struggling with the pots of boiling water and running around trying to make sure her timing was on.......

  I have never smoked a pipe in my life, always thought they smelled wonderful and the pipes are absolutely beautiful.......but many times in my life, I have thought I was meant to be a man, I have always been a bit on the tomboyish side, but can get pretty and command a room when I need to, know how to use my feminine wiles to my advantage but can lead a group of men on Harley's and have them tell me I am going a bit too fast for them.  I could ride a bike in heels and a skirt if I needed to or come to the rescue in a bar fight.......In high school I got the nickname "Lipstick and Leather"  but, you all know me as Bubba.......hmmm, What is in a dream?