Tales from the Chair Chapter 14

We'll call her "Jenna".  I love Jenna's stories, so much that I smile when I see her name on my book and look forward to ending my day with her.  She is a great story teller, but boy has she had some duzies.  I guess you could say, I date vicariously through her.

First date story she told me that made me laugh and say "Are you kidding me!?"  Was the foot fetish guy.  Cute and she actually really liked him, but it was getting very expensive to keep up those pedicures to keep her tootsies in tip-top shape.  He wanted to do just about everything involving her feet........hmmm she does have cute feet.

Then was the guy she met through match.com.  Nice big bouncy house with a Southern Accent....invited her to meet at a martini bar and proceeded to get pretty drunk and tell her...."My..You's a HEALTY girl aintcha?.....so are we gonna have sex tonight or am I wasting my time?  We don't havta, I's jus' sayin'?"  And that was the beginning of the date.

There have been others but the story Jenna told me last night topped the cake.  She met a cute boy through friends on myspace and had a few "interesting"  dates with him......he is 22, she is 28.  The 5th date, they are "Hooking up"  and he decides that he really wants rough sex.  Apparently he is into Erotic Asphyxiation and started to choke her during sex.  The battle is on....he say's things like " you like that, does that turn you on?., etc."  Thankfully, she works with pre-schoolers who are challenged and in her most authoritative teacher voice she says...."No means no and I told you no now you stop this right now!".......She's been avoiding his text messages ever since...........