Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tales from the Chair Chapter 1

The following is a true story..the names have been changed to protect the guilty.....

     There were once two girls at the ripe young age of 12 years old.  "Louise"  went over the "Thelma's" house and together they came up with the great idea to "borrow"  Thelma's older brother "Brad's" blazer to drive all the way to Raley's to get a couple of drinks.  Now between the two of them, they could barely see over the dashboard but luckily their hair was tall enough that they looked much taller than they actually were.  They made it safely to Raley's but the problems didn't start until they were getting ready to leave......the Blazer wouldn't start!!!  After much panic and "freaking out"  a very nice man came to help the two pubescent girls and after assessing the situation he told Thelma and Louise that the Blazer would in fact start if it were in "Park".  The young girls were very thankful for that kind stranger that day, if it weren't for him, they would have had to call their parents and would have both been grounded!!  They arrived home safely and legend has it that they are still friends to this very day.
    The moral of the story is..if you are going to "borrow" a car, make sure you know how to park it.

4 comments:

madre adoptiva said...

Just to set the story straight, though I wasn't there and I know nothing, there was no man. We figured it out all by ourselves. I mean, Thelma and Louise did. Yea.

Mom said...

I only just found out about Thelma & Louise the other night. Is it too late to put Louise on restriction?

Stevi said...

i cant believe they drove by them selves

Michele said...

This is classic rebel at it's finest. Where the hell was I? Damn I miss those days.