Friday, April 10, 2009

Tales from the Chair Chapter 13

I have heard it more than once. Marriage gets boring so you try to spice it up.  Not for me but whatever. When you add a third person to the mix, someone always gets left behind and it is usually one of the married people.

"Donna" and "JR" have been married for 15 years and have 2 wonderful children.  JR has a best friend who is a woman named "Jessica".  Donna loves the fact that JR has a woman friend that he can banter back and forth with and is not jealous of Jessica because Jessica is a lesbian.  One night Donna comes home drunk and JR is talking to Jessica on the phone so she gets on the other line and they all three start bantering back and forth.  After the 3 of them start flirting pretty heavily over the phone,  Jessica is invited over to their house to continue the party.  The three of them have a blast for the rest of the weekend and this "relationship" continues for a year.  The three of them work together and are pretty open as to their relationship.  There is holding hands, kissing and flirting in public.  Jessica and Donna end up falling deeply in love and now JR is feeling left out so he demands they stop the relationship.  They do.  Their are broken hearts and tears only JR and Jessica can still carry on, after all it is just sex.  Later Donna finds out the JR and Jessica had been sleeping together before the "relationship" started.  Now Donna is hurt and feels betrayed.  After all, if you sleep with someone during a marriage and keep it a secret it is cheating, right?  So now Donna and Jessica start to sneak around together and Donna and Jessica are having an affair while JR and Jessica are having an affair, and Donna and JR are going to counseling  to try to save their marriage.  K, is anyone else confused?  Apparently this is quite popular, I hear it pretty often.  Now there are trust issues......Really? Why?  Just thought I would share so you can all feel normal today. I know I do.

5 comments:

Mom said...

Huh???? That's a very strange story indeed. By the way, I WISH that I only had 30 days to retirement! I have 49 more days. I don't retire until May 29th.

A Mom Anonymous said...

Oh my....

OK you silly girl - I didn't drop you! I just hadn't updated your new bloggy addy since all the hijacking went on. I took care of that and you are definitely back on the list - for whatever it's worth! :)

Chrissy and Jack said...

OMG, you've heard this kind of story more then once? I have got to get in the salon industry. You have way too many good stories.

It's strange, but all of sudden all of my problems seem a whole lot less stressful now that I've read today's blog.

Chrissy and Jack said...

P.S. You could wear a potato sack and still be sexy. Jay will love the photo shoot!!!! The girl that did mine always does sexy photo shoots. Here is the link to her profile... maybe you could get some ideas from some she's done in the past: www.myspace.com/faceonbytamera

Madre Adoptiva said...

The part of the story that cracked me up was that they were going to counseling to try to save their marriage. Something tells me that they don't need a counselor to figure out what needs to happen. Jessica needs to get the boot if they're really serious about their marriage. Lisa, I don't know how you keep your mouth shut when you hear about stuff like that! I would just have to speak my mind.