Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Guts or Balls?

 Guts or Balls?

There is a medical distinction.  We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?  In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate any further confusion, the following definitions are listed below.

GUTS-  Arriving home after a night out with the guys and being met at the door by your wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask: " Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"  

BALLS-  Coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying : "You're next Chubby!"

     I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome as most certainly both end ultimately in death.


Michele said...

Haahhaaahhaaaa.... I had to holg my gut after reading that one. Thanks for the laugh.

Perry said...

Hummmmm..... Still not sure I could identify the difference. :-)

Sianne I Am said...

Hahaha! That was hilarious! At first I didn't get the thing with the broom and the "are you flying somewhere". I thought it meant like is she gonna flapp her winges with the broom stick or somethin but I got it... eventually. haha! Thats great!