Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hooking................

Well you do learn something new everyday......here's a new one to me.........hooking.  Ever heard of it?  Well it's probably not what you're thinking.  I went out to Jazz for dinner with girlfriends last night and we were having "girl" conversations and watching the young girls working the room and laughing saying things like.."Remember those days?"  "She's doing it all wrong!"  "If she only knew...."  Then we started to talk about nightclub memories and the subject of "Hooking" came up.  I had never heard of it and my girlfriends who are all in their 50's sans one, were so excited that they had something new to teach me.

Let me set up the scenario ..........the girls all choose a "Prospect"  and make bets on the reaction, usually a dollar buys you in......then they go on the dance floor while the judge sits and watches.  The chosen "Hooker"  has to be sly, while dancing you dance near the "Prospect" and go up from behind him and cup him between the legs while he is dancing with someone but you cannot act like anything has happened.  The Judge then watches the reaction and the winner takes all. Gross you say?  I think it is hilarious, how many times have you been groped on a dance floor?  We are able to freak out, slap whatever, but imagine a guys reaction?  Usually they stop mid-dance for a second and act like nothing happened..some turn around very sure of themselves to see who "wants" them.  Some jump, some say thank-you, some want to figure out who did it and why, but if you all act normal they are to embarrassed to ask a group of girls and scared you are going to think THEY are the pervert......you can imagine.  I think that is hilarious, I am going to a bachelorette party  up in Tahoe in 2 weeks and these girls are at least 10 years younger than me, I want to be the judge and money distributor.  Sound gross and wrong or hilarious and fun?  Hmm depends on the day!

2 comments:

Chrissy and Jack said...

It's sounds like the best thing ever!!!!

Madre Adoptiva said...

Not something I would be in to... at all. But, you probably could have guessed that. Maybe in my much younger years. :)