|Jersey Shore Barbie|
|All about the orange, check out her legs|
Step 9....Apply more bronzer, the lotion and the airbrush.
Step 10....Allow to dry, this is an important step, she is wearing white shorts to school today (Thursday)
Step 11....Clip in hair extensions
Step 12....Rat the top of her hair into a poof "Not too big Mommy!" OK, this takes control for a hairdresser, so I lace it instead of tease it.
Step 13....Smooth the backcombed hair over the nest of hair I have created and spray hairspray like it's the 80's.
Step 14....Apply false eyelashes.
Easy right? I'm a pro by now, ha, I actually am, tee hee. Driving her to school she says, "I hope I don't get sent to the office for my outfit" I say "It's spirit week, I don't think it is inappropriate at all, for Jersey Shore day you could of shown up in a bikini and stilettos!" So I drop her off and at 1:10 I receive this text, which I have no idea what it could be about, assuming it could be the Bullying that has been going on, I know it's not her report card, just got that, a boy? I don't know but it was killing me because she said she was in trouble but then it had smiley faces ? So confused and she wouldn't tell me until I picked her up at cheer at 6pm. So 5 hours of torture!