Friday, May 16, 2008

Open the vents, here comes the wind!!!!

Would it be too much to ask you to just SHUT UP!  You know I don't play well with others  until I have my personality!  Oh my Gosh, you talk all night in your sleep and I really don't find it cute when you talk to me all night and all morning.  At 4:15 in the morning it is all I can do to keep my eyes open, let alone be coherent with any sort of verbiage whatsoever.  I haven't even had a sip of coffee yet and you are groping me then you ask for a massage.  What the hell!  I didn't sleep all night because you where yelling at someone to "SHUT THE F$*^ UP" all night and I have a client at 6 am, who I am pretty sure expects me to be nice, if not cordial to them first thing in the morning.  When I get up at 4ish to be to work at 6 which is only a couple times a week, it is the ONLY quiet time I get, it is one hour in the morning a couple times a week where everyone is, or should be asleep, the phone isn't ringing off the hook, and I am not having 5 different conversations a minute at work between clients, the phone, my text messaging and the other girls I work with.  Is an hour too much to ask for?  Apparently, I don't find it cute or amusing that you speak gibberish and expect a response..........SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!  AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Definitions......

  1. Play well with others- Want to kill someone.
  2. Keep my eyes open-toothpicks holding eyes open.
  3. My personality-3 shots of espresso.
  4. Gibberish- mumble blah shgrc I umneh gr.
  5. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! - Basically, why don't YOU just shut the f@%& up!


2 comments:

Mom said...

My poor Bubba. A little stressed this morning? Liz can give you some ideas for stress release.

madre adoptiva said...

Lisa, all you need to do is take an hour long bath, put earplugs in (though, it sounds like those might actually help you!), bring a book to the post office, and get up earlier. Read my blog for more fabulous ideas on how to de-stress!